Existential BTC, Undervalued ETH, Rebranded Calibra & 20 Crypto Jokes

Let’s rewind today. Cardano announced its Shelley upgrade, Justin Sun announced Tron 4.0, and Theta updated to Mainnet 2.0. Hasu alerted about the growing existential risk for BTC, BitMEX recommended customers to use BTC as a hedge against inflation, scientists state that Ethereum remains undervalued, however Ethereum 1.0 has a significant role to play prior to combining with Ethereum 2.0. Significant crypto players deal new items to draw institutional financiers, Coinbase obtained Tagomi and also compensated ETH holders with OMG tokens, Brave intends at Zoom with private and unrestricted video calling service, and we looked into why the Polkadot mainnet launch news is essential for blockchain adoption. Facebook rebranded its Calibra wallet to Novi.

Speaking of Libra, a professional stated that China’s digital yuan is an action to Facebook’s Libraplans South Korean crypto tax is coming next year, and a leading parliamentarian says Russia does not want to prohibit BTC. While Samsung incorporated Gemini into its Blockchain Wallet, a Gemini officer stated that crypto gain from economic crisis. Professionals think that reserve banks might partner with the private sector on CBDCs, Goldman Sachs’s division does not advise crypto in their misinformation-filled report, and Sberbank purchased c. 5,000 contactless ATMs compatible with Apple Pay, Google Pay, Samsung Pay and Huawei Pay. A Satoshi-era Bitcoin miner called Wright a scams using “his” BTC addresses. Check out what people purchased with their BTC.

Rewind over, back to today, and on to the jokes!
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Mooorning, CT! We fulfillagain

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Knowing things the hard way.

Everyone in crypto eventually gets hit with “life aint that easy” … picture.twitter com/dqfkyj4lQG

— Panama (@Panama_TJ) May 26,2020

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Not any longer! for how long?

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Vegeta memes momentarily postponed till additional notification$ BTC picture.twitter com/mKKB4I6zZg

— Teddy (@TeddyCleps) May 26,2020

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Let’s see. Eeny meeny miny moe …

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When or twice,

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— Voluntary Gentleman (@VoluntaryGentl1) May 26,2020

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So, appearance, it is. No.

What BTC doing?! from r/Bitcoin.

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There’s good side to a lot of things in crypto.

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Ye of small, small faith.

@CryptoGainz1 revealing zoomers how to nail a trade picture.twitter com/UCyHuJIFhJ

— The Crypto Monk ⛩ (@thecryptomonk) May 23,2020

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Self-imposed Bermuda triangle. No one getsout

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Hah! Sleep. Ridiculous, ridiculous trader.

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Need to be great. We should ask one of the emerged Satoshis for their falsified viewpoint.

Who’s ambiance is this? from r/Bitcoin.

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Good done! Skyrocketing! Really up!

Economic Experts: you can’t synthetically prop up the economy permanently

The Fed:

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— Early Morning Brew (@MorningBrew) May 26,2020

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From bikes going vroom to printers going brrr.

My, How Times Have Actually Changed! from r/CryptoCurrency.

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From people going ‘what are you discussing, fool?’ to ‘inform me more about it, fool.’

Bitcoiner from the future: “In 2020, JK Rowling and Elon Musk will be discussing Bitcoin a week after Paul Tudor Jones buys $100m of it. And a year earlier, Donald Trump (he’ll be US President), says it’s bad and dollars are better.”

Bitcoiner in 2011: “Dude you’re high lol”

— Erik Voorhees (@ErikVoorhees) May 16,2020

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Based on a true story.

When bulls see a bear:

— Sven Henrich (@NorthmanTrader)

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Using movie recommendations to describe crypto may be a way to go.

Pal:
“Hey could you explain how $XRP works?”

Me: picture.twitter com/v9QXdQQph5

— Tari (@tari) May 21,2020

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A small win for a hodler, a big win for the humanity.

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Than a lot of popular people actually.

I own more bitcoin than Elon Musk and Warren Buffett integrated.

— Kyle Hill (@kaleazy) May 17,2020

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See, this is why we need more suppliers accepting crypto. Let’s show them this picture.

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It will!

Calling my shots: 2030 Goldman Sachs gon na be relabelled Bitcoinman Sachs

— Josh Cincinnati (@acityinohio) May 22,2020

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